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lobster

dayummnn, you just been lobstered.
by sheldon crubblefrump July 15, 2008
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rock lobster

when someone or something is amazingly cool or awesome
ashleigh your shoes are totally rock lobster
by ashleigh (: August 24, 2008
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rock lobster

"look at the guy with the tatts, i bet he's a rock lobster"
by Nat Sometimes April 25, 2009
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Lobster Claw

When you pound a girls pussy so hard that it sweels up and hold onto your dick.
I had to get my dick amputated cuz that drunk bitch lobster clawed me.
by hanssel May 1, 2007
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The Hemopheliac Lobster

(Hemophelia being the disease where you bleed alot.) Bang your girl as hard as you can on all fours until she bleeds out of where ever your penis is inserted. Then proceed to the next hole and the next and so forth.
The Hemopheliac Lobster
by The Big Fig September 19, 2009
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hold your lobsters!

another version of 'hold your horses'.
by mia120 May 23, 2007
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Lobster

A seafood delicacy. Also referred to as a Nephropidae. Red. VERY RED. Frequently found in the mid canterbury area - especially in the heat of summer.
"Bro, I just saw a massive Lobster down the main street!"

"That dude needs some Baby Faces and Tender Places ASAP"
by Lobster_lover March 2, 2011
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