lobster

to pee in someones mouth

dayummnn, you just been lobstered.

by sheldon crubblefrump July 15, 2008

rock lobster

when someone or something is amazingly cool or awesome

ashleigh your shoes are totally rock lobster

by ashleigh (: August 24, 2008

rock lobster

a male pedophile

"look at the guy with the tatts, i bet he's a rock lobster"

by Nat Sometimes April 25, 2009

Lobster Claw

When you pound a girls pussy so hard that it sweels up and hold onto your dick.

I had to get my dick amputated cuz that drunk bitch lobster clawed me.

by hanssel May 1, 2007

The Hemopheliac Lobster

(Hemophelia being the disease where you bleed alot.) Bang your girl as hard as you can on all fours until she bleeds out of where ever your penis is inserted. Then proceed to the next hole and the next and so forth.

The Hemopheliac Lobster

by The Big Fig September 19, 2009

hold your lobsters!

another version of 'hold your horses'.

"come on"
"hold your lobsters!"

by mia120 May 23, 2007

Lobster

A seafood delicacy. Also referred to as a Nephropidae. Red. VERY RED. Frequently found in the mid canterbury area - especially in the heat of summer.

"Bro, I just saw a massive Lobster down the main street!"

"That dude needs some Baby Faces and Tender Places ASAP"

by Lobster_lover March 2, 2011