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Abe Lincoln

a combination of a donkey punch to the cerebrial brainstem, a cherry danish resembling a the Wilkes Booth move, and then then shave the pubes of the giver and apply them to the come soaked area on her face resembling a 60's (1860's) beard.
After realizing that she had slept her way throught the civil period of her AP US history course, Teela agreed to exchange an Abe Lincoln from her teacher for a passing grade.
by herstw to the jgray March 5, 2011
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Abraham Lincoln

Abraham Lincoln was inducted as an honorary "Chocolate Daddy".
by dickmonger March 19, 2009
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Abe Lincoln

when your divin on a girl with a hairy bush and you look up at her and say "four score and seven years ago"
try it! she'll laugh her ass off
by momucka August 15, 2005
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Linoleum

A shaved vagina. Smooth and completely hairless.
It is definitely possible to achieve complete smoothness by shaving only, if one prefers not to wax, but sometimes very time consuming to do.
There is only one pussy this girl goes down on, and it is linoleum.
by Ninjette Ness September 28, 2008
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The Lingo

An odd sort of phrases and vocabulary used by Jeff Wu, Omar Hafez, Julius Seok, and Neil Choudary, all of Langley High School, McLean, Virginia. They also seem to have a fascination with appending the suffix "-ed" to any sort of word along with the word "hard" after it, perhaps relating to some comical event that occurred to them recently.
"Yeah I dunno about that."

"K can you not."

"C-can you just stop. thx."

"I think we'd better go."

"You can't touch the godly."

"Ok." (With the voice)

"Peace out, a-town."

" -ed hard."

"...or what's going on."

"Yeah definitely not."

"Yeah good luck with that."

"Way to verb."
Specifically - "Way to overly state the overly obvious."

"Way to be adjective."

"Way to be a(n) noun."

"Wow." + any of the above

"Are you joking?" (With the look)

"Are you through?"

"Spammage of the gay/godly."

"School... what the fuck is going on?"

"Meh."

"Worthless dude."

"Soooooo gay."

"Blowage."

"Wanna send, post haste, kthx."

"Too hot."

"NOICE."

"NYAHHHHHH"

"Peace out, a-town"

"Sexy" in situations where it doesn't make any sense
Example: "My profile is damn sexy."

"asap" where it doesn't make sense
Example: "I failed that physics test, asap."
by Muhammed Jihad April 23, 2005
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lingo

A screwy game show based on Bingo, the online version of which screws over players miserably. PTF
by Dodger May 5, 2003
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Lincoln County High School

The stupidest fucking place on the earth. That place is more shitty than a jail. Filled with a bunch of hoes and sluts Other than Courtney Parker & Kara Perkins, DUH Manda Cain had to of been the most trashy one there..whata whore.
Every girl in Lincoln County High School has fucked like every guy.. Other than Courtney & Kara of course
by TiffanyRichmond June 21, 2009
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