lay-to-day ratio

Measure of how often you get laid, the lay to day ratio is an average measure of how often you get laid. The formula is simply times laid/number of days. The threshold for being a pimp/slut is not clearly defined.

If you get laid every 5 days, your lay-to-day ratio is 1/5 = .2, if you get laid 13 times a year it is 13/365.

Usage: Man, my lay-to-day sucks right now!!

by i-am-zero October 5, 2011

Laying Pipe

A term that's means that you are sucking up to someone in order to advance yourself for personal or professional gain.

Brandon was laying pipe with Lizz so that he could take Alex to Chipotle and then play FIFA.

by LizzLovesCats December 4, 2016

lay-back

A word used predominately in Australia and New Zealand to describe when a person lies on their back and another person ejects goon (cheap cask wine) into their mouth for a particular period of time.

This can be done from a great height or, for example, hanging in a tree, in which case it is known as a "trick pour".

Thirsty, Annie? Do a lay-back!

Can also be used as a verb, usually in a song-form as follows:
LAY BACK (insert 2-syllable name here), LAY BACK! LAY BACK!

by gg90 March 9, 2009

Lay her down

When you want to cheer someone on for doing something you wouldn't expect them to do. Sorta like a round of applause for something unexpected. This can also be used with other pronouns (Lay him down, lay them down, etc.)

Jonathan: I walked in on your sister making out with her best friend.

Me: Lay her down!

by thatoneenby February 14, 2021

Laying under the stars

A suggestive way of telling your woman you want to have sexual intercourse outdoors
Legs up under the stars, look at Venus while we can see Uranus

I'm horny, it's getting late, I can't take you home tonight and we're in such a romantic spot...would you mind laying under the stars tonight?

by Some old mate February 5, 2017

laying back in the cut

To avoid doing your part. Not participating or using your talents for the good of others.

You need to mow the grass instead of playing video games and laying back in the cut.

by Walneto August 30, 2010

Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018