Naya Lane

A simple lackadaisical little creature that often dwells deep in the heart of the treacherous badlands of Southmead (Smead)

You will often unearth this peculiar little thing waddling around town on her venture to work or in Aldi stacking the shelves.

You would presume that this adorable yet slow person would be harmless... You would be wrong.

When it comes to food this, otherwise harmless fuzzy creature will turn into something quite sinister. Be warned. Never forget her curry sauce... and whatever you do... Keep cheese out of her sight at all times!

She can be deadly. Even going as far as breaking her own bones to inflict pain on you. So watch out when approaching this somewhat innocuous looking critter.

Oh and I almost forgot to mention... Never under any circumstances feed a Naya alcahol! For you will unleash the cock monster. Otherwise known as...................
Tanisha.....

A boy hungry cock pounding sesh monster from the fiery pits of hell...
Some say she is sent here by Satan to possess any penis she can find. And trust me, She will find it. She will find YOU!

You will be no more. Your little tiddler reduced to rubbles before your very eyes! So please whatever you do. Do not offer a Naya a drink. For your own sake.

Watch out lads. Be weary! Naya Lane s had a drink! Someone here has unleashed TANISHA... and shes on the prowl!

by smellysully October 9, 2019

The Lance The Lance

A Sexy Shobert.

You are like the lance the lance, big cock. many niggers

by Sheriff Shaq December 9, 2019

trenton lane

has the most rude ass resting bitch face ever but can be fine asf when he smiles!

do you see trenton lanes bitch face wait till he smiles

by trenton lane November 1, 2019

The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

by Senica Boys February 8, 2020

Brick Lane

ITS BANGLA TOWN
Its an area in east london mainly populated by bengalis and is the best place in London that you can find

I just got some fish from brick lane

by s4y33d February 23, 2021

Automatic douche lane

The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.

Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...

by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010

No Hander Lander

When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.

Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!

by oddy2222 February 25, 2019