Laptopping

Sitting on a persons lap until they get uncomfortably warm.

Person A: Yep, they were laptopping alright.
Person B: I mean if it's cold that's okay.

by Frinerd October 16, 2013

lapel pin

(verb) 1. to hide behind a phony veneer of “patriotism” to attack others, typically their patriotism.

(verb) 2. to literally cloak oneself in the flag and patriotic paraphernalia (like lapel pins) and then turn around and without looking in the mirror, attack others patriotism, personally disregard the constitution, wage a war, slam non-Christians, question someone’s love of America, attack immigrants, etc.

"to lapel pin", "lapel pinning"

Lapel Pinning: Look at me I have a flag on my chest therefore I must love America more than you! You must like terrorists, you communist gay-loving hippie immigrant!!!!

by Poncho 14 May 4, 2008

laptosaurus

a laptop that can read floppy disks
a laptop that's too heavy to be on your lap
a laptop from the early 2000's
a powerbook or I book
a laptop running windows 98
a laptop with no Wi Fi

- laptops found at DKD
- laptops found in pawn chops
"this thing here is too old to have the right USB adapter
- oh, you got a laptosaurus"

by claiwette March 30, 2009

Gap lapper

Lesbian - someone who drinks from the cup that is furry

"You're wasting your time mate, she's a gap lapper

by Paz August 5, 2003

Standing Lapdance

A technique used by the morbidly obese at the titty-bar. The fatty stands against the bar during a 'lap-dance' in order to get his junk rubbed against by the stripper. A normal sitting lap-dance causes said fatty's gut to protrude over their penis and block any possible groin stimulation, ending in frustration and a waste of money. This technique has been witnessed anywhere there are fat guys and strippers in the same room.

"When I finish these hot-wings I am going to slide up to the bar and get me a standing lapdance." Said Big John at the Red Carpet Lounge.

by Pinkgoopglop October 12, 2012

laptime

The action of taking a "lap" around the office to avoid the inevitable afternoon drowsiness. Usually involves stopping by the water cooler, copier, and various coworker offices or cubicles.

Laptime has a greater occurrence for those that stay up late, were partying last night, or those who ditched work in the morning to ski fresh powder.

Used by those that know the falling asleep on the keyboard can be hazardous to one's health due to short circuiting, and also to one's employment should the boss happen to saunter by.

Ricky: That's the third time Bobby has stopped by my office this afternoon.

Cal: Its laptime for him, again... He must have been out all night!!!

by TMGuy December 31, 2009

Lapeer Highschool

This school is full of druggies, alcoholics and vapors. No in between everyone in this high school has done at least one of the three or is at least one of the 3. Their football team is the only thing going for this town. There is no diversity; only white. You’re either racist or you’re not. They took away our blend but gave us a tropical smoothie so now it’s hit up trop and then walk to mejier. Lots of teen moms and a few white boys that live in Metamora that think they’re better than everyone else. Talking about Metamora, you either live there or Attica. If you live in the town of Lapeer you’re either normal or an emo hick. What’s the bathroom you ask? No, you ask to go to the juul-room. While in the juul-room you may not be able to do your business in privacy when exiting your stall you maybe get a vape shoved down ur throat. Every girl has sent nudes to at least 25 guys including probably her cousin from North branch. Well this sums up your Lapeer High School.

“Where do you go?”
“Lapeer Highschool”
“Damn bro that god awful, atleast ur football team is good”

by Biiit loo December 19, 2018