Knackerdom

1. the quality or state of being lazy

2. the absence of necessity, coercion, or constraint in choice or action.

It was due to the parents' complete knackerdom, that their child wasn't enrolled into kindergarten last year.

by The Great Dongholio August 23, 2011

Knicker Bollock Glory

1) Non-penetrative sex using knickers.

When the lady hasn't taken her knickers off and sex is still attempted through the knickers. It's a confusing mix of knickers, bollocks and goodness knows what else.

Some people try this as a contraceptive method.

"dude, we didn't have any condoms so we tried knicker bollock glory instead.

by annaboo November 29, 2011

Knock-Knock Fest

The rapping of one's knuckles across perky breasts-a way to please yourself by drumming your hands on a girl's front. Arousal is usually expected.

Matt: "So how'd it go with Jack last night?"

Danielle: "Well, we had a bit of a knock-knock fest, and now I'm all sore. But he's in a better mood than ever!"

Matt: "Okay, then."

by Lord Blackness May 12, 2014

Knock off CP

A knock Off CP is some-one that goes through life bullshitting about everything and thinking they know everything when in actual fact the know fuck all about knowing fuck all they tend to be lazy and fat as-well

"Is this person telling the truth"
NO! Stay away from that person thier a real Knock off CP

by knobberballs February 18, 2015

knickerjog

Going for a jog in just your knickers

Nancy: It's really muggy today, I think I might go for a knickerjog!
Gerrard: Really, what about your boobs? Won't they bounce up and down like kangaroos on space hoppers?
Nancy: No that's fine, I actually quite like it, and it stops me getting nipple rub!

by un-herd October 3, 2015

knicker twist

Skilfully removing your underwear from beneath your swimwear to avoid having to expose yourself in a public space, usually executed on a busy beach where there are no changing rooms.

Jane executed a knicker twist on the beach to avoid baring all to the surrounding beach-goers.

by steveoyo October 23, 2015

Keckel

German word for a guy (less preferably a woman) that is either
- very, very old
- stick to rules just for the sake
- mentions obvious things that don‘t need to be mentioned.

The word is derived from old people eg in trains that use the toilet. Little bit weird.

- Was bist du nur für ein unfassbarer keckel!

- Das war sehr keckelig von dem Typ.

- Schau mal, der alte Keckel da.

by goetzmoritz November 2, 2017