Arbore amplectendo Kink

Finding it sexually arousing when seeing someone hug trees

Wow look at her hugging that tree, that’s so hot, I just have a Arbore amplectendo kink.

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Supreme-Chrome Kink

I have a Supreme-Chrome kink, Joel.
What is that?
I get turned on by flexing supreme and getting my RAM eaten by multiple Chrome tabs open

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when you feel a little riled up by some battery acid

“i like to chug battery acid during sex”
“that’s kinky”
“yeah i have a battery acid kink”

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georgia: “omg lindsey let’s fark”
lindsey: “i can’t me and seb are doing dr pepper kink body shots later”

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georgia: omg let’s fark lindsey
lindsey: no sorry me and seb are doing dr pepper kink body shots i can’t right now

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The banging of undesirable agrophobic women in caravans. Said women are often classed as double baggers and are mainly in it for the wonga.

When a bloke called Derrick went a bit mad and wanted to try something different. The Monti kink was the answer to his penicular dreams.

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when you are highly aroused by the sight and thought of Jack black

" oh yeah, did you know Max has a jack Black kink?"

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