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Clark kids

Despite originating on the planet Earth, Clark kids are actually a species of alien. They have achieved this by chiefing so much that their territory, Clark Park, has actually spiritually ascended to the astral plane. They practice an ascetic lifestyle mirroring European monks they call "fiending", which consists of relying, to varying degrees, on other people's weed and food to survive.

The average Clark kid greetings are "who need loud" or "u tryna match?". These are both expressions conveying benevolence in Clark kid culture, as well as social status markers. Social status among Clark kids is determined by quantity of marijuana, similar to how some cultures associate social status with the size of their cattle herd. Traditional Clark kid clothing is a hoodie, pants, and some dirty ass Vans. Some traditional Clark activities include boxing, playing music, stealing from other Clark kids, and ghosting blunts.
Among Clark kids, the words 'bet' , 'merch', and 'facts' all mean 'yes'.
by soberboy63 December 11, 2018
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loud kid

1. A kid, most commonly a CS major, who is excessively loud, even when confined to small spaces. Hobbies include talking over professors and TA's and increasing the average volume vector of any room he occupies.
"Did you see the way the TA shut down loud kid in recitation today? That was awesome!"

"Yeah. I hate that guy."

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"OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP LOUD KID!!"
by SageofWisdom July 25, 2008
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Sewer Kid

Someone who does not shower for days on end and/or does not wear deodorant ever. They will then most deffinately smell like the sewer.
Man, did you smell Adam? He smells like a Sewer Kid.
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Textbook Kid

A kid that looks as awkward as one that you might find in an educational textbook
Look at Kevin and his weird smile; he is a textbook kid!
by The Squid October 11, 2016
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Rip-kid

When a couple are having sex and useing a condom, which unfortunitly rips, producing a rip-kid.

Usually used as a form of insult
you want to know why your parents hate you? because you're a rip-kid!
by Jolly Green May 6, 2007
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Kazoo Kid

The dankest meme on the market.
He likes to sing, dance, pretend, and kaaaazzooooooooo.
"I wish I was as dank as Kazoo Kid."
by Swegggggggggggggggggg December 12, 2017
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Kid Buu

Kid buu Blew up the earth in his first episode
by jakepaul hater 2169 May 1, 2022
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