Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

keyboard bumping

To talk hot shit over yo phone/tablet/computer keyboard

Brianna: im deadass sick of Jasmine keyboard bumping

Angel: dead da shit, tell her to send the addy

by rarenigs June 4, 2019

Kerbiting

When you demand to have a small penis.

MOM! GIVE ME A SMALL PENIS OR I WILL FUCK YOU SO HARD, YOUR BELLY BLOWS UP WITH KIDS
SON, STOP KERBITING ME!!!

by DatBoi778 June 23, 2019

keyboard wheeler

Someone who talks a big game about wheeling, on the internet, but never goes wheeling.

I want to go wheeling this weekend but all my keyboard wheeler fiends won’t show up.

by CF352 September 4, 2019

Keyboard rage

Keyboard rage is usually when a guy gets angry and he started to write spam messages like (u h4v n0 lyf3) or just some meaningless words
Usually slamming their head into the keyboard

Me rekting a bitchass kid
Kid:as
Kid:a
Kid:adads
Kid:ddas
KID:SADSSAF
Kid:idyshdjdhbsjdgd(then keyboard explosion)

Kid has left the server(rage quit)

Me:lmao he did a keyboard rage and then ragequitted

by Player2170(roblox arsenal guy) October 13, 2019

Keyboard savior

Someone trying to counteract their prejudicial actions, thoughts and feeling by proactively and aggressively pursue any types of wrongdoing - no matter how small the deed - on social media, to an audience as large as humanly possible.

Oh shut the fuck up, Max. We all know you feel super guilty for thinking like a racist, no need to go all keyboard savior on Facebook!

by disslin November 20, 2019

kerbi

Kerbi- normally related to Kyra. (Who knew) very quiet, but athletic. Will do anything for the people she loves. Very to herself and stays out of drama. Loves to help people, and has a lot of friends. Very smart, and family loving even though she might not come from the best past but she makes the best of it. Also might have parents named Chris and Kelley.... MIGHT. But she’s loved by all.

Person 1:”WHOS the new girl?”
Person 2:” oh that’s kerbi! She’s the new star athlete”

by pat muhiney!(: December 27, 2019