Everything Jumps

Some shit Walters came up with in PROBY school

My friend came down and asked how’s the party. I replied “ Everything Jumps”

by DeeSoSmooth August 25, 2023

Spirited Jump

When I large man who cannot complete a full jumping jack because his arms do not reach, does a jumping jack to the best of his ability and then finishes it with jazz hands.

Did you guys just see John Candy do that spirited jump?

by Chinchillaaa December 29, 2009

Jersey Jump

When you make a left turn at a light as soon as it turns green, jumping the cars coming the other direction.

I'm in a hurry, gonna go for the jersey jump.

by o_.._o August 20, 2015

Ski jumping

Ski jumping is a sport where you ride down a straight slope called "inrun" and then jump up at the end of the inrun and shape your skis like a V. Then try to land with a telemark when you approach the bottom of the hill, with your skis and feet apart from eachother. If you don't do that properly, you're gonna crash! The sport can also be practiced during summer, with a plastic-covered hill that is watered down.

I tried ski jumping yesterday, it went terribly wrong, i crashed. But I'll swear I'm not going to crash next time!

by SprengeMobil November 30, 2021

jump sticks

Cocaine packaged in sherbet straws to disguise it for smuggling.

"Hey, I got a few jump sticks in past security- you in?"

by scribeofpnakotis January 28, 2018

e-jump

To harass over the internet. Most commonly in a threatening manner.

Dude if you don't get out of this forum I'm gonna e-jump you.

by Tom4000 October 1, 2007

Jump Jock

A term used when some is trying to get with someone else.

Jose: Dude, why is Leah always jumpin' my jock?

John: She's just desperate. You're like the fourth guy this month.

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Mike: Why does Kelsie jump Steve's jock every time he's around?

Josh: Dude, you know she's liked him since Freshman year. Give her some slack.

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Jake: Hey Kristi, why do you gotta jump jock so much? This is like your fourth boyfriend this month!

Kristi: It's not my fault there are so many cute guys!

Jake: But all your boyfriends are ugly...

by Captain DFTBAwesome November 1, 2010