julie hamilton

Typically a clever disguise for a Succubus worn so as to not alert her prey to her sinister soul sucking agenda.

Damn bro I used to have a soul but that Julie Hamilton sucked it right out of me

by babydaddy187 October 20, 2013

4th of july

the act of eating a girl out with pop rocks in your mouth to give her pleasure.

dude, my girl gave me a random gift today so i rewarded her with a 4th of july.

by Special Ed January 20, 2005

5th July

national vine day

“what are you for the 5th july?”

“oh i’m dead, like vine” in

by Swaggy sweetcorn November 2, 2019

July 15

National Daniel Sucks at Rocket League Day

“Hey Daniel, you suck at Rocket League”
Daniel: “Hey bro what the heck!!!
“No its cool, it’s July 15”
Daniel: “Oh ok ur good”

by cold corndogs August 27, 2020

July 12th

The people born on this day must be called daddy for the day ;)

Girl #1: Hey look! Her birthday is today, July 12th, we have to call her daddy for the day!
Girl #2: Hey daddy!

by emo_aphmau_kun November 8, 2019

July 21

If you’re born on July 21st, you’re elite and you got the fattest ass in town.

„Sir you can’t get into the club without your ID“

„My birthday is July 21“

„Shit my fault, you’ll get into the VIP area for free then“

by daddylongcalves July 20, 2020

Dirty Julie

The one who seems so innocent but actually secretly holds a knife and just appreciating its sharpness until dawn. Insanely SARCASTIC, too. Did I mention she's the Queen of Badasses.

She may be looking like an angel but she's literally the Demon of demons.

Huh? How so?

She's one of those 'Dirty Julie.'

*Dramatically gasps*

by Once A Philosopher October 8, 2020