The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.
After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.
by QuacksO August 5, 2018
Get the U.S.S. Juan Valdezmug. Juan is good person most of the times but could also be sarcastic, stubborn, and a complete asshole to people he doesn't lile. lilehe could also be kind and funny when he feels like it.
Juan is funny.
by Juanes3 February 13, 2019
Get the Juanmug. Wuji Juan(乌鸡卷) is a kind of sliced luncheon meat which is made of Wuji(乌鸡) meat.
Wuji: a kind of special chicken species origined from China and it is famous for its darker color meat. It is believed this kind of meat is much more flavoured and contains more nutritions than average chicken.
Wuji: a kind of special chicken species origined from China and it is famous for its darker color meat. It is believed this kind of meat is much more flavoured and contains more nutritions than average chicken.
by Link_night November 28, 2022
Get the Wuji Juanmug. Juan Luis is the cutest boy you'll ever meet, he's self-aware and silly, he's almost irresistible. He is a very intelligent boy, he loves technology as well as cooking, he can be very confident and brave, sometimes he is not punctual but he does not like to wait for anyone. If Juan Luis is your friend, then you won the lottery since you have in your hands a very good friend to be with to make you laugh and smile, as well as someone to cry with and who supports you at all times
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Juan Luismug. by keelyyas October 11, 2021
Get the Juanmug. Juan Antonio Is a very kind guy when he wants to be one. He is very funny and will never fail to make you laugh, and his name is definitely Hispanic. Juan can be very flirty, which may make you doubt his loyalty. But he is also very sweet and will always be there if you need him. If you even meet a Juan Antonio, be sure to keep him beside you.
Girl 1: yesterday I met this guy I really like! He’s funny and nice, but he flirts so much with other girls!
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
by anonymous shithead May 17, 2022
Get the Juan Antoniomug. juan is the nicest, most funniest person in the world he may be annoying at times but he means well if you ever become friends with a Juan don’t lose them and they may prank u with no harm intended all jokes , and they are the best boyfriends you could ask for they will love you and make u feel worth a million dollars and don’t take them for granted.
girl 1 : look it’s juan such a tramp
girl 2 : don’t be rude just because he’s my bf and you know you can never have him because you lost him forever
girl 2 : don’t be rude just because he’s my bf and you know you can never have him because you lost him forever
by aroved October 5, 2019
Get the JUANmug.