by duckie <3 June 18, 2010
Get the Jordan Cuevasmug. Get Caleb in your room by yourself. Start licking his butthole and performing oral sex while he poops on your face.
by Jordan Breyer May 5, 2011
Get the The Jordan Breyermug. by DogiAuyio November 13, 2020
Get the Jordan Merlamug. An electrifying basketball superstar who transformed the pathetic Chicago Bulls into 6-time world champions. ESPN voted him the number one athlete of the century. Every game Jordan would do something spectacular and for 13 seasons he captivated crowds with gravity defying dunks, inspired defence, and dramatic game-winning shots. Every season Jordan improved his game and remained a step ahead of his many foes.
by Mack C January 16, 2007
Get the michael jordanmug. (noun) Nearly invisible elementary particle that interrupts the standard operation of electronic devices including, but not limited to phones, mp3 players, laptops, and automobiles.
Most common usage is as a reference to the Higgs-Jordan Effect, a phenomenon marked by the realization that your devices no longer work properly, and you are otherwise unable to determine the cause.
Often accompanied by a pickle, the elementary unit of FAIL.
Most common usage is as a reference to the Higgs-Jordan Effect, a phenomenon marked by the realization that your devices no longer work properly, and you are otherwise unable to determine the cause.
Often accompanied by a pickle, the elementary unit of FAIL.
by HCSS January 11, 2009
Get the Higgs-Jordanmug. by EGG BRO July 16, 2020
Get the JORDAN BROmug. the m'f'ing G.O.A.T.
1985 ROY.
1988 defensive player of the year.
3 time all-star mvp.
10 scoring titles.
6 finals mvp's in 6 championships.
1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.
1988 defensive player of the year.
3 time all-star mvp.
10 scoring titles.
6 finals mvp's in 6 championships.
1987, 1988: the dunks. champion.
by yawn February 6, 2004
Get the michael jordanmug.