Jane

Jane is a daft wee stupid sausage

Wish this torture scone had a Jane with it

by Daddyshaq November 23, 2021

Alison Jane Dreese

Someone who is very energetic and wants everyone to be happy. She has daddy issues and loves hot Cheetos! She will always have friends. And is beautiful on the inside and outside.

Alison Jane Dreese loves hot Cheetos!

by Cute but annoying January 28, 2018

Jane

Wish’s her name was Jayne with a y, but her parents fucked up when they didn’t add it on the day she wishes she wasn’t born. Ultimately planning to change her name when she’s old enough, just to add the y. Jane has a peculiar face, sort of handsome and sort of sexy at the same time. Her cheekbones are stone cold, but her smile is even colder. It’ll either make you run away, or smile back, ‘cause she really doesn’t smile all that much. Her face will remind you of a painting. Her sense of humour is elite. Sarcasm, mostly. But also with a hint of darkness and sex jokes. Other odd things too. Most people don’t get it, probably because they’re losers. Jane has a great sense of style but doesn’t really realize it. Although her and her family struggle with money, she doesn’t let it show. Jane is either angry or psycho, maybe both. She’s wicked smart though. She doesn’t really care what you think about her, but she’ll still threaten you openly, no matter how big a crowd can get. Jane’s a great friend, has lots of them even. When she meets a stranger, or mutual, she’s automatically laidback, funny and comfortable. But it’s impossible for her to let you into her soul all the way. If you’re a dickhead to anybody that’s close to her, she’ll fuck you up, words or fists. Both options sting equally enough. The voices in Janes head are most likely loud enough for everyone else to hear. So, if you know a Jane, become friends with her! Or she might just turn the world into ash.

Anthony! Who’s the hell is that girl over there with the sick outfit and the swagger walk?

Oh, you mean Jane? Yeah, she’s fucking gangster, don’t fuck around with her or you’ll be too transfixed to leave those beautiful eyes behind.

Hey, I’m Anthony.

Nice to meet you, Tony. I’m your worst nightmare.

by dickhead52837 September 30, 2021

Wandering Jane

Helps you discover the Jane in you! Plans your solo trips, ( will find you a group as well, if you feel lonely! )

Loves women who travel and spoils them with wanderlicious itineraries. Creates unforgettable experiences to bring out the best of every journey!

"I need to go on a solo trip!"

"Oh! You mean reach out to Wandering Jane?

by Wandering Jane November 25, 2021

Jane

a hot ass girl who I would go lesbian for- oh wait I'm already lesbian for her.

That hot girl is such a Jane

by That weird girl ;-; March 15, 2022

Jane if she slayed

Adjective: Camp; ironic but it lowkey works; typically used to describe something that shouldn’t inherently work but it does

Aubrey is about to drop a new phrase and it’s kinda catchy. It’s so Jane if she slayed.

“Omg that old lady is strutting around in baby tees. That is so Jane if she slayed core.”

by Luna Rodent April 16, 2024

Janeli

The coolest cat on the block. Simply the best at anything she does. Brightens your day and is a great friend. Amazing vibe to be around in any situation.

Isn't Janeli so cool? I wish I was more like her!

by DonkeyDookie November 29, 2021