A champagne jam is a party where you drink shit loads of cheap champagne or beer and is a reference from the movie, "Run Ronnie, Run!" With David Cross.
#1:Hey, Coco Lopez just got married to a small Italian boy.
#2 Fuck it man, Guess we better have us a CHAMPAGNE JAM!!!!
#2 Fuck it man, Guess we better have us a CHAMPAGNE JAM!!!!
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