Jam Slap

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.

I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.

by cazlo April 11, 2011

Guava Jam

After having sex, you pull out and on your condom there is some some sticky jam like substance. Typically, It's vaginal fluid mixed with blood. It usually happens when the girl is getting over her period

What the hell is this on my wii? Ohh Yeen, guava jam! Time to make some toast

by DatDrew March 5, 2009

Jimmy Jam

A phrase coined in Essex, Maryland used to describe popular items. Can also be used to describe a people, places and things. Also known as Jimmy-jamz.

"Yo, you like my new Jimmy Jam? Them new Nike's?"

by vwguy and ileagle June 8, 2012

Jam Pants

Pimped out pants that contain a whole array of speakers, amplifiers, and subwoofers. A party in the pants.

Jack turned up the bass on his jam pants to feel the good vibrations.

by Garrix September 17, 2005

Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.

Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!

by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022

jam-cicle

Yet another name for the male member.
pernounced: Jam-sah-kel

Wait till she gets a load of my jam-cicle.

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 6, 2005

Bagel with Jam

A tasty snack that belongs together.

Friend: I’m hungry
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah

by 2)/!8173$29-8 February 27, 2020