Guava Jam

After having sex, you pull out and on your condom there is some some sticky jam like substance. Typically, It's vaginal fluid mixed with blood. It usually happens when the girl is getting over her period
What the hell is this on my wii? Ohh Yeen, guava jam! Time to make some toast
by DatDrew March 05, 2009
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Jam Hole

1. Someone who is acting like a complete asshole, comparable to Douche Bag or the act of douching.
2. Female genitalia
TJ called out sick again today. What a F-ing jam hole.

I hear she shaves her jam hole. Gotta get some.
by Gieder January 10, 2008
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Jam Pants

Pimped out pants that contain a whole array of speakers, amplifiers, and subwoofers. A party in the pants.
Jack turned up the bass on his jam pants to feel the good vibrations.
by Garrix September 17, 2005
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Jimmy Jam

A phrase coined in Essex, Maryland used to describe popular items. Can also be used to describe a people, places and things. Also known as Jimmy-jamz.
"Yo, you like my new Jimmy Jam? Them new Nike's?"
by vwguy and ileagle March 04, 2012
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Jam Pocket

A pocket placed at around boob level that is conveniently sized to fit the little jam containers at restaurants.
by Gracieee:D February 12, 2011
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jam-cicle

Yet another name for the male member.
pernounced: Jam-sah-kel
Wait till she gets a load of my jam-cicle.
by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 06, 2005
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Jam Tomorrow

The promise of what is due today tomorrow; it is a falsehood.

Originates from Lewis Carrol's Alice in Wonderland.
Defy Media offered me stocks in the company when it went public instead of cash money for my Youtube channel; they went bankrupt shortly thereafter. I fell for the promise of Jam Tomorrow.
by Tardisgx November 09, 2018
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