One of the most power beings in the universe. But only at some times. His mathematical knowledge knows no bounds with his declaration that a ton is 1000 pounds. His favorite beverage is Jameson Thing (he invented it).
by Mikols January 18, 2017
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Person 1: What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
Person 2: Juicy josh can’t marmalade his cock up Parthiv’s arse!
Person 2: Juicy josh can’t marmalade his cock up Parthiv’s arse!
by Dildo Dan H-Gayve January 27, 2019
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by Icallherdaddy December 8, 2021
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Later that day:
Peyton: I think it was Gracelyn, she says she didn’t hear it.
Gracelyn: No it wasn’t!!
The next day:
Gracelyn: Guys? The juicy crap was me.
Later that day:
Peyton: I think it was Gracelyn, she says she didn’t hear it.
Gracelyn: No it wasn’t!!
The next day:
Gracelyn: Guys? The juicy crap was me.
by TheJediAgentOfShield April 20, 2022
Get the Juicy Crap mug.An anus that has become sweaty and/or most with a coating a feces, sometimes due to improper wiping after a bowel movement, ora long run on a hot day. Otherwise known as swamp ass.
by MoistKite December 24, 2022
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Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"
by chucklesmcfuckles September 1, 2025
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