Juan is a very perfect boy he is good at school, has a girlfriend, gets girls pregnant, never misses in bed, cracked at Fortnite, and makes good food. He likes to shave his penis hairs 24/7 bc they grow back faster then he runs for ur mom he is easy to know because its Juan everyone loves Juan and Juan loves everyone (mostly his best friends mom)
by Pop a lock December 9, 2021
Get the Juanmug. Juan Luis is the cutest boy you'll ever meet, he's self-aware and silly, he's almost irresistible. He is a very intelligent boy, he loves technology as well as cooking, he can be very confident and brave, sometimes he is not punctual but he does not like to wait for anyone. If Juan Luis is your friend, then you won the lottery since you have in your hands a very good friend to be with to make you laugh and smile, as well as someone to cry with and who supports you at all times
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Juan Luismug. Wuji Juan(乌鸡卷) is a kind of sliced luncheon meat which is made of Wuji(乌鸡) meat.
Wuji: a kind of special chicken species origined from China and it is famous for its darker color meat. It is believed this kind of meat is much more flavoured and contains more nutritions than average chicken.
Wuji: a kind of special chicken species origined from China and it is famous for its darker color meat. It is believed this kind of meat is much more flavoured and contains more nutritions than average chicken.
by Link_night November 28, 2022
Get the Wuji Juanmug. by keelyyas October 11, 2021
Get the Juanmug. Juan Antonio Is a very kind guy when he wants to be one. He is very funny and will never fail to make you laugh, and his name is definitely Hispanic. Juan can be very flirty, which may make you doubt his loyalty. But he is also very sweet and will always be there if you need him. If you even meet a Juan Antonio, be sure to keep him beside you.
Girl 1: yesterday I met this guy I really like! He’s funny and nice, but he flirts so much with other girls!
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
Girl 2: he sounds like a Juan Antonio
by anonymous shithead May 17, 2022
Get the Juan Antoniomug. Juan Dis Phakinat is a son of dreamybullxxx. He was a poor man who spent his last dollars on baked nuts, only to get robbed on his way in front of his house. He then passed away due to starvation. He cried in pain. A kind man named Oakley Colt Shyd offered him a boiled egg, unfortunately, it was too late. May he rest in peace.
by PoopSlave97 May 14, 2024
Get the Juan Dis Phakinatmug. Juan is good person most of the times but could also be sarcastic, stubborn, and a complete asshole to people he doesn't lile. lilehe could also be kind and funny when he feels like it.
Juan is funny.
by Juanes3 February 13, 2019
Get the Juanmug.