jessica barnes

a legend who just reads erotica all day.

that is all.

gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"

Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"

by pubes.com November 21, 2020

Jessica Powers

Awkward

I have never felt so 'jessica powers' in my entire life
They're so 'jessica powers'
That was 'jessica powers'

by highongummyworms May 21, 2022

Yellow Jessica

An extremely attractive girl getting urinated on.

Girl: He's been so nice to me.
Girl 2: What did he do to you last night?
Girl: He gave me a total yellow jessica

by some_cunt December 12, 2019

Jessica Phelps

The most beautiful ginger!! Smartass, loud, somewhat funny sweetheart. Has an out of this world ghetto booty 12 out of 10!!! Wifey material

She’s a damn fine Jessica Phelps

by Poopkrh June 16, 2019

Jessica stephens

The biggest stressed in Edmonton

Ian is very Jessica stephens

by The man in the back seat April 1, 2021

Jessica Hume

Jessica Hume is the name for someone who looks just like Amanda Seyfried, she is also a very great person. She is often mistaken for Amanda Seyfried due to her large resemblance to the actress.

Person 1: OMG! I think we just passed Amanda Seyfried at the bus stop!

Person 2: No, that was Jessica Hume. She looks exactly like Amanda Seyfriend though.

Person 1: It's like they could be twins! She's pretty, I bet she's nice.

Person 2: Yeah, she's great.

by kaimonoiscool November 26, 2010

Jessica Robichaud

The perfect woman. Will never leave your mind. Extremly talented at every skill she wants to aquire, she has no limits to her undeniable wisdom. An angelic type presents above all other people. Completley loving in every way possible to humans and animals. Dont doubt her strength, she appears gentle, but will scar you for life if taunted.

I met my wife. Shes Jessica Robichaud.

by Perfectangelgurl December 21, 2016