My Little Pony Jar

The place I am going if I do not behave :(

You are going in the my little pony jar

by Tangly March 7, 2025

Jarred

A broad shoulder lover

Everyone has a baddie and Jarred is stuck with broad shoulders

by pdrizL May 16, 2023

JAR

Jose Alejandro Rosales Alias “El 08” “El Junior”

“El José De Jalisco” “El desconocido” “Chepina”

is a drug trafficker for the Cartel Jalisco Nueva Generación. He began by doing small errands and leveled up to being a key component and operator of the drug trade in north west Texas. due to very little being known about him he is not on any national website with a wanted status. what we do know is that he is of the Hispanic race, enjoys riding horses, farming, drinking fine tequila and beer.

“Por Junior llevo el apodo” - Los alegres del Barranco / El Junior/ JAR

by cuervosierrai827 May 24, 2023

Poop Jar

A secondary way of hiding/storing your poopy from your mom. Usually stored under a bed.

- So did you make the poop sock?
- No.
- Where is it then?
- In a jar, a Poop Jar
- Nice.

by Mr. Breast June 3, 2023

jerk n a jar

The process of giving a sperm sample for medical or IVF.

I told my boss I would be late on Monday because I have to go jerk n a jar.

by DNAGuy June 7, 2024

Sith Jar Jar Principle

When someone acts foolish or stupid to distract from their true goals or needs. this stems from the popular theory Jar Jar Binks acted to accomplish his own goals as a Sith Lord, while using the mask of a fool to fool the Jedi.

Guy : don’t trust that dude.
Gal : Why not, he seems kinda fun in a dumb way.
Guy : he’s using the Sith Jar Jar Principle (Sith JJ Principle) to rope you in, I wouldn’t trust him too much.

by Atypical Guy June 10, 2024

Jizz n a jar

A guy who gives a sperm sample.

I was late for work, I had to go jizz n a jar for our IVF treatment.

by DNAGuy June 12, 2024