All me jar

All me jar is a jar that consists of human secretion. A Standard jar includes urine, period blood/ regular blood, hair, finger nails, poop, and ejaculation. However, the jar can consist of more human secretion like foot shavings, spit, discharge, tears, ect. It’s typically for personal keepsake or to gift your partner.

Hi bae here’s my all me jar for when I’m not with you!

by Anextlickholy April 25, 2025

Jarred

Fucking retard who’s mom can’t spell jarred cause there dad went to go get milk

Hey who is that there

That fucking retard jarred

by Asswipe420 September 5, 2023

Jar-Jar Binky Kink

The Jar-Jar Binky Kink is a kink people would prefer regardless of being a Star-wars fan or not. The kink goes as simply being pressed against the wall by Jar-Jar Binks. As you're pressed against the wall, you're then choked the same way he has a frog's cock in his mouth as he makes sweet sweet love with you, you faggot nigger.

For a person to be cucked in a way that their significant other gets cucked by the Jar-Jar Binky Kink. The cuckled nigger automatically becomes a Niggasaurus-Rex.

Tobey: "Bro my girl cheated on me because turns out she was into the Jar-Jar Binky Kink as she liked getting pressed against the wall."

Harold: "Damn bitch really love that frog cock. Not only that, you're one fucking black niggering Niggasaurus-Rex."

by Lil Niggasaurus-Rex November 20, 2023

Jarred Legare

A person who eats way too many cheezits and does nothing put play xbox and watch gay porn. He is very big but manages to let people talk down on him and thats why he like that. He only wears one hoodie that makes him have so called style

I found a jarred legare eating cheezits while watching his friend bang a hamster.

by Jack BitchASSHE April 5, 2019

Pickle jar

A Jar full of female pleasurable succulent pickles

The Pickle jar is a way to pleasure women or enjoy with your tuna sandwich from Panera

by Randomonium February 26, 2022

Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

Cookie Jar

A smash hit made by the South Korean girl group Red Velvet. Could be interpreted as a song about relaxing and forgetting about the stresses of life by enjoying a sweet treat ie a cookie. #Cookie Jar is used in the same way as #TBT in reference to just enjoying life NOT FISTING

I love the song by red velvet that says “Put your hand in the cookie jar”

by BeamMeTheFUCKupScotty August 1, 2022