Champagne Jam

A champagne jam is a party where you drink shit loads of cheap champagne or beer and is a reference from the movie, "Run Ronnie, Run!" With David Cross.

#1:Hey, Coco Lopez just got married to a small Italian boy.

#2 Fuck it man, Guess we better have us a CHAMPAGNE JAM!!!!

by John K. Collins February 13, 2008

Jam Slap

The action of putting jam on your hand and slapping a sleeping person across the back or stomach with slight force leaving a stick mass of jam and immensely confusing the victim.

I totally jam slapped that sleeping weirdo she's washing the jam off now.

by cazlo April 11, 2011

Jimmy Jam

A phrase coined in Essex, Maryland used to describe popular items. Can also be used to describe a people, places and things. Also known as Jimmy-jamz.

"Yo, you like my new Jimmy Jam? Them new Nike's?"

by vwguy and ileagle June 8, 2012

Jam Pants

Pimped out pants that contain a whole array of speakers, amplifiers, and subwoofers. A party in the pants.

Jack turned up the bass on his jam pants to feel the good vibrations.

by Garrix September 17, 2005

Arse Jam

The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.

Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”

Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”

Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”

Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”

Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”

by tincopper March 1, 2011

Forbidden Jam

Eating the thick, gelatinous blood clot of a woman during their menstrual cycle.

We got kinky last night and I ended up tasting her forbidden jam.

by PBon February 26, 2022

Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.

Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!

by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022