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Night Timing International

The name of the rapidly growing organization that is known for Night Timing. Started in Atlantic County, NJ in September 2008 by 4 members, it has grown to become a popular group for the concept of going out at night and having a good time. For minors, the popular method of sneaking out occurs when one does not have permission of the legal guardians in order to meet up with fellow Night Timers.

NTI now consist of many more members. In order for one to be approved for the group, one must be DTF aka Down To Fuck which means willing to be cool and going out with the rest of the group without any Bitch-Ass-Ness. If some one is not willing to cooperate or drops out of the group, they are sure to expect a mean Forking. and if they dont have a lawn then Egging to their windows may occur.

NOTE: One may be Honorably Discharged of the group which means no penalty if one gets in trouble by the legal guardians due to Night Timing. This has happened to a few members. One has been caught due to a failure to remove a ladder next to the window which the parent concluded precisely that he snuck out. One has also been caught making too much noise sneaking back into their respective house and also arriving home incredibly late or past sunrise.
The following activities are ways of having a good time
when going out:

1) going to the legendary Jersey Devil's house for a scary and fun experience.

2) doing harmless but rather very annoying pranks such as forking, driving on lawns, egging, beeping the horn.

3) going either to McDonald's, Denny's, or White Castle.

4) going to Ocean City boardwalk.

5) going to the Atlantic City boardwalk or casinos and driving around to talk to the women strolling on pacific avenue.

6) bustin dance moves. ex: arm head bang, crucifix.

7) just driving around and listening to the NTI theme song.

8) going to any other fun events such as parties or chilling at some ones house or even bowling.

9) strange catch phrases or words like squally, yo bro, hellz kitch, beautiful stuff, orale guey, or DTF.

Requirements: At least one car to get around town. Money to have a head banging time. supplies such as forks. running gear to avoid getting caught by house owners. cellular devices for solid communication.

Night Timing International has also had an Expansion in 2009 which is called NTI 2Day. look up in U.D.
by Night Timer 03 January 14, 2010
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internet boyfriend

internet boyfriend, n. : A male acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.
Michelle talked to her internet boyfriend for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet him in person.
by goodgurl1313 August 27, 2005
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internet censorship

If I kept entering entries like this, soon urbandictionary.com will also be banned in mainland China.
Internet Censorship is what you get when you attempted to browse wikipedia.org as a civilian in Chinese mainland.
by Peevee November 9, 2008
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End of the Internet

The site that also does not exist.
ANON1: "Hey man, how do I reach the End of the Internet?"

ANON2: "You can't. It also doesn't exist."

ANON1: "OH SHI-... YOU CRAZY FOO!"
by AnonTweaker February 27, 2009
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international music feed

A universal music channel that vastly plays popular music from the USA. The interesting part is the global music, the short bits on the artists and condensed culture shows.
I personally don't care for repetitive popular american music so it's refreshing to listen to music I've not heard before. Life before imf consisted of ignorance to the evident tasteless music of South Africa. Worth checking out for cultural diversity.
International music feed usually shows a mindless rap song followed by euormusic.
by CaseyMeri November 25, 2005
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Internet Tough Guy

Someone who writes/comments on youtube videos/forums and argues with other people or insults other people with extreme confidence (confidence that they normally dont have) due to the anonymity of the internet.

If you tell someone fuck you in real life, they might kick your ass.

If you tell someone fuck you on youtube, they can't kick your ass because they don't know who you are. So ppl like to use this absence of consequence to fullfill their need to raise their self esteem.
Dude, look at this guy talking smack like crazy on youtube, internet tough guys... such losers.
by hondahonda December 15, 2011
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