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Internet explorer 

See shit. Only function in life to be used to Download a new Browser & OS.
"I have to go take an IE."
Internet explorer by Jesus February 7, 2005

Internet Mom 

Someone on the internet, boy or girl, that believes that nothing is funny unless it's completely family friendly(Nickelodeon), and will often shake his/her finger at anyone who laughs at some crude humor over the internet. They can easily be found on YouTube, or other video sharing sites.
Person #1: LMAO! nice job dude! I laughed so hard when he started crying!

Internet Mom: Your such a bully! This is not funny at all, and if you think this is, shame on you!

Person #2: Jeeze, thanks for being an Internet Mom. -_-"
Internet Mom by Fruitblood July 27, 2010

Internet Boobs 

Internet boobs are boobs that are so breathtaking that you would find them on a porn site. Of course it is difficult to find someone with internet boobs in real life, which is what makes it all the more special. Note that they are not enormous boobs but boobs that take all the necessities like proportion into account.
"Holy shit, did you see her?" (stunned silence) "I just did." "That was the chest of a goddess." "Indeed. Internet boobs."
Internet Boobs by m@tt hoke November 17, 2004

Get off the internet 

When someone, especially someone you know, keeps on clicking on related links. This mostly applies to when watching related YouTube videos, and eventually leads to a video that has no relation to the original search term. Also, this term is can be used when a person just keeps watching shock websites and will not stop no matter how many times you tell them to.
Guy 1: Hey look at this cool video!
Guy 2: Cool, how did you find that?
Guy 1: Oh, I just searched something and kept on clicking on related videos.
Guy 2: But this video has nothing to do with what you searched!?
Guy 1: Yea, but.... WOW LOOK AT THIS VIDEO!
Guy 2: Just get off the internet!
Guy 1: But....
Guy 2: GET OFF THE INTERNET!!

internet explorer 

1. a browser based on ancient techbology

2. aside from downloading {firefox} the only thing it's good for is testing webpages
1. when was the last time they updated IE? the 30s?

2. I have to make sure my webpages work in IE because there are alot of idiots
internet explorer by Chipface March 11, 2005

Internescio 

A person who just enter the internet and feels like the man who discovery everything.
One without Netiquete.
Guy who send tons of junk to all his contacts.
Ken send me a lot of dirty movies, silly jokes and self-help ppt last week, he is a internescio.
Internescio by Orf February 14, 2006