Pots and shit refers to whenever something goes terribly wrong. It is referenced to whenever someone jumps out of a plane in a cartoon, but instead of a parachute, pots and shit come out of the bag.
Someone brings you their child to watch because they've got a date and you don't. That's a Pots and Shit moment.
by B Prime April 19, 2006
Person 1 - "Was there anytime you suspected her using you?"
Person 2 - "Nah man, i thought she was genuine."
Person 1 - "You got played, thats whats called the Honey Pot."
Person 2 - "Nah man, i thought she was genuine."
Person 1 - "You got played, thats whats called the Honey Pot."
by Y0shi June 29, 2008
Old industrial-grade office stereotype for a person who is prominent and projects a good image, but does not actually contribute anything to a company
He's done some good work and been with the company for 30 years, but the last few years he's been a Potted Palm.
by Visual Echo October 01, 2010
In poker, the act of betting so much that you have effectively put the majority of your chips in play, leaving you with very little left in reserve should you loose the hand.
After being dealt big slick Rob pot committed himself pre-flop and when nothing hit, he was left with a decision of going all-in or checking.
by GTI_Guy September 25, 2006
by A$billsinthehouse June 05, 2011
Farting under an electric blanket and then pulling it over your significant others head, similar to the "Dutch Oven" but using an electric blanket.
Terri, my MILF, and I were cuddled up under my electric blanket when she let one rip and pulled a crock pot.
by TerritheMILF January 22, 2011
When a male dips his nuts in the vagina while masturbating and the shoots his load on the girls face like steam coming out the tea pot
by mreps1983 January 28, 2011