bastard hat

an invisible device that has an overall negative effect on the wearer

Charlie must be wearning his bastard hat again

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Cat Hat

A condom.

A cat hat, you put it on, and then pussy.

by Dazenil February 4, 2018

Fuck a hat

Another way of saying "go fuck yourself"

Bob: Judy is such a bitch
Tina: She can fuck a hat!

by Taschh October 18, 2015

Hats and Bats

A cop slang..typically described as meaning helmets and and riot batons.."Hats and bats"..

Civilian slang...means your not getting along with someone..Big clash of personalities...

"Helmets and Bats"- helmets and riot baton/night sticks , used to quell civil unrest..

Daily life..Means you and another person are NOT getting along..Example-"Me and the boss went hats and bats over my overtime"

by Some guy from New York.. December 22, 2008

Party Hat

A fat girl who dresses like a slut and thinks she's hot shit

Fuck it is slim pickings tonight, I might go for that Party Hat

by Best Bro February 12, 2010

Party hat

Hat made of newspaper or plain paper via the following steps:

1. Fold the paper in half
2. Fold down each side to make triangles
3. Fold the bottom flap up
4. Flip the hat over and fold the other bottom flap up
5. Secure the hat with scotch tape

The hat should look like Calvin's Supreme Dictator-For-Life hat.

The party hat is made prior to a party and inscribed with an initial statement such as "The Drunken Sailor Hat (Write Quotes, Rummie)." The hat is then ushered into a party, where it is requested and written upon whenever someone says a hilarious drunken quote that deserves merit. The hat is then laughed over the next day.

"I think the best quote on the hat is 'Bigfoot is not a dinosaur.'"

by Zeke November 21, 2004

Pillow Hat

A pillow made into a hat. Actual design will vary according to region.

"Sara already claimed the pink one, but which one will Ryan pick? I only got gay Pillow Hats left"

by Jeff Buttnuts April 25, 2006