Detroit Eggs Benedict

When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!

Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.

by TJO - DP January 16, 2025

detroit's law

the compulsion that possesses the residents of detroit to repeatedly inform those around them that they are from detroit

"how do you know someone is from detroit? they let you know they're from detroit" (detroit's law)

by bloog the scholar February 12, 2025

Detroit Rap

A rap genre which innovates on the traditional hip-hop beat structure with its use of Anti-Harmony, in which the Artists sound like they're actively beefing with the instrumental. It is also notable for the fact that everyone is either a Spiritual Lyrical Miracle Individual or Mumble Rapper, no inbetween, both of them use the same instrumentals and drugs, so Detroit is the only scene where these two arent at war. Every type of rapper from here has a distinguished freestyle cadence, not unique to Detroit but most prominent here, known as "yapping" in which you say anything on a track as long as it rhymes.

Guy 1: Man I love Detroit Rap Snares, I wish I could hear what he is saying tho
Guy 2: He's saying hes a spiritual lyrical miracle individual on the criminal cynical pinnacle residuals

by RespectableGlaze February 22, 2025

Detroit

The dirty d. The nastiest of d’s. Can’t add on shit.

Please don’t send me to Detroit

by Sploinkyoink February 25, 2025

Detroit Mudsucker

When your wife pulls her penis out of your ass and makes you suck it clean.

Friend "How was your night?"

Shelly "My wife made me perform the ol' Detroit Mudsucker, so I guess you can say pretty good!!!"

by Stinky Finger69 March 5, 2025

Detroit Mudsucker

When your wife pulls her penis out of your ass and makes you suck it clean.

Friend "How was your night?"

Shelly "My wife made me perform the ol' Detroit Mudsucker, so I guess you can say pretty good!!!"

by Stinky Finger69 March 5, 2025

Detroit Dive

When you need to make a left hand turn but there isn't time for the usual "safe" positioning and execution via a stop and a sharp turn because the traffic window of opportunity is closing fast. So you start a long sweeping left turn, early, at a high rate of speed, by moving into the path of oncoming traffic, aiming at the side street or driveway you mean to end up in before the other cars get to you.

Oh my gosh, look! That fool is making a Detroit Dive right in front of all those cars!

by MNL897 March 16, 2025