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meat cave

by meat cave monkey April 20, 2011
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dark cave

a girls pussy when not shaved
by brett haven January 14, 2008
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Cave Troll

Man, Mikey has a huge cave troll.
by Joshua Laughery December 20, 2005
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Allegory of the Cave

A sexual act where someone

1) ties their significant other to a bed
2) blindfolds their significant other
3) pleasures him/her sexually
4) as he/she nears orgasm, removes the blindfold and shines a bright light in his/her face
"I wanna give her some Platonic loving."

"Get a flashlight and give her the Allegory of the Cave"
by Spuzzi April 5, 2017
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man in the cave

the result of pulling back the foreskin on an uncircumsized penis
As I pulled down my britches, Sally shreiked in horror as the man in the cave emerged from the abyss.
by Samuel-K February 28, 2007
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Fap Cave

An area where a perverted child goes to masturbate after hearing a sex tale from another person. Please note, this is not also for children, this also works for perverted adults.
Also, a Fap Cave has also been compared to a Man Cave, but covered in Jizz.
Adult 1: I fucked her so good, turns out, clit licking works best.
Adult 2: Told you.
Child: *runs to fap cave, you fill in the rest*
by RAPEISAYRAPE December 30, 2012
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