Baby Toe

A penis that is so small, you need a magnifying glass and tweezers to masterbate.

Too small to be seen by the naked eye.

His baby toe was so small, she was flabbergasted by the actual size

by Small body November 16, 2015

baby-kisser

a politician (origin unknown)

It seems that baby-kissers are praised as much as they are criticized.

by Light Joker March 5, 2005

Baby Zoomer

Generation of people/persons born during a period of time when Corona virus was prevalent in the world. Circa 2020 onward. Derived from the widely used zoom online communication application.

Back in my day we had real music. Like Trap and Tropical house. Not this damn Baby Zoomer shit

by BC_XR33CE August 25, 2020

titty-baby

One who is so whiny that he would likely be seen sucking a nipple such as an infant. Titty-babys often don't get their way in life so they whine about it.

Stefen's whiny voice message gave the impression that he was a titty-baby.

by Vic Flemming May 28, 2006

baby boomer

The generation that destroyed the West.

This fucking baby boomer fought no wars, underfunded the welfare state, failed to have any kids, bought the White Album and was a generally self-righteous hippy cunt while Rome burned. Now he wants MY taxes to pay his pension and medical costs for 40 years of mounting senility? Fuck that.

by Lord Grimcock January 14, 2008

Burpin' the Baby

Masturbation, jerking off or getting a handjob

I was at home the other night watching porn and burpin' the baby when my mother walked in on me; talk about embarasing!

by cobbnobbler August 14, 2008

im baby

being soft, adorable, sweet, and small; generally having a kind and soft nature

“im baby”

by kaylarae22 April 29, 2019