"Damn girl is that a hot pocket?"
by cockandballssoyummy October 27, 2022

When you fart in bed and lift the sheets just enough so the smell hits your significant other right in the face. At the moment of impact you sing “Hot Pocket” like the jingle from the commercials.
“You wanna Dutch oven me?! I’ll hit you with a Hot Pocket when you least expect it!”
“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
“Wanna get sweet revenge? Give him a Hot Pocket.”
by Sassy pantsuit October 11, 2018

by Bully bob sanders March 8, 2016

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

I can't wait until my Amazon Prime order of Grimmi-Logs arrives so that I may give myself an Alagrimmba Hot-Pocket
by FatFuckingPussy March 24, 2025

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.
by Go fuck yourself, bitch! January 20, 2021

This is when a large Frankfurter is inserted into your partner bottom. While yours is inserted in the other hole while yelling ”THERE’S A JEW IN MY HOUSE!” Apon the entering.
After the late discovery of a foreigner in my house, I will be using the German hot pocket on my wife tonight.
by Thegoofster123 September 1, 2020
