When you’re camping on a cold night with someone and the only way to stay warm is to zip up your sleeping bags together and make ravenous love to each other until the friction from the body heat inside the sleeping bags creates a warm center.
As temperatures dropped rapidly we realized the only way to survive the unexpected blizzard was to create a hot pocket.
by Slambamthankyoumam July 27, 2020
"Damn girl is that a hot pocket?"
by cockandballssoyummy October 27, 2022
mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of
Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.
Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.
There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.
Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.
There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Hi my name is matthew and I like
mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.
Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.
Capri sun also works
mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.
Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.
Capri sun also works
by Blu_leef January 28, 2024
A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie
by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023
When you and a woman are fucking and you cut off some pubes put them in her vagina then eat her out.
by Pervertedgamer0 April 21, 2017
by Omnitronicus January 27, 2023
by Kozaka January 04, 2024