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hamsterboat

#1:i see a hamsterboat over there
#2: WTF is a hamsterboat
by Silt April 29, 2007
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Hamstrokeybaps

A Manx Council Estate Military term meaning to overcome ones opponents with great might makling them pityfull.
I'll have you for hamstrokeybaps you fucking prick
by Skilly one-tooth January 20, 2005
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hamstered

*Being excessively drunk.
*Drunkenness that leads to generous and plentiful acts of frivolity and/or debauchery.
*Level of intoxication which surpasses whomever one is drinking with.
*A state of intoxication that one is proud of.
"We had the best time! I was wicked HAMSTERED!"
"Why did I sleep in all my clothes? I don't know...maybe because I was so frickin' HAMSTERED."
"I was so HAMSTERED, I made out with my boss."
"We only drank two bottles of wine, but I was completely HAMSTERED."
"My heel got stuck under the floor mat, because I was still totally HAMSTERED while I drove to work."
by annieb June 22, 2006
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Ass Hamsters

1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.

2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!

2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
by Derrick Moran November 2, 2008
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hampter

HAMPTERRRRRRR
by no reeal name, just me February 17, 2022
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hamstertape

Usually duct tape or similar strong tape used to wrap around the hamster before doing the nasty with it so that it doesn't burst.
'Hey Pete, nice hamster you have there! By the way, do you have any tape I could use?'
'What are you going to do with it?'
'Have you ever heard of hamstertape?'
by bobgren May 29, 2009
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Johnny Hamsterdick

Noun. The pseudo name of an individual who achieves a level of heralded stature in the eyes of an authority figure (i.e. coach, boss), but who is actually thought to be a douche bag by his or her peers.
If Johnny Hamsterdick was in the weight room yesterday, he would have done more than 1000 chin-ups.

If Johnny Hamsterdick was around in 1941, Japan would not have bombed Pearl Harbor.
by J. Casey January 28, 2009
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