ham gremlin

an ugly f-ing baby, not a cute little one

Alex: “Did you see Katie’s new kid?”
Matt: “Oh, yeah! Total ham gremlin, huh?”
Alex: “…”

by babyh8r July 20, 2021

Ham Strips

A euphemism for a battered, worn out pussy. An extremely blown out vagina. Thick, red, bulbous vaginal lips. A cousin of beef drapes and roast beef curtains. Not the kind of female you want to bring home to meet your parents.

"You see that girl at the club last night?"

"Yeah man, her ham strips were bursting out of her daisy dukes. Freaking gross."

by Dr. Victor Von Doom April 4, 2013

swiss and ham

This is the term that Stewart uses to signify when something is more like swiss and ham. The correct response to this is "OOOOOOHHHHHH".

Stewart: "Ham and swiss, more like SWISS AND HAM!"

Literally everyone else: "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!"

by Me? More like Swiss and Ham! April 12, 2021

spreadable ham

Alternative name for a skateboard injury aka - Road rash - Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a skateboarding accident. aka SPAM

1. Bro tried an ollie and all he got a bad case of spreadable ham

by sk8Trs July 4, 2020

ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020

Weigh the ham

Taking a fat crap after a holiday meal

Where’s Steve? Oh he had to go weigh the ham....

by Weigh that yam November 24, 2019

Ham Cake

An extremely buff person. They are made up of about 5% body fat or lower. Every vein in their body pops out when they perform any type of life task. They usually have a BMI of above 26 yet stand at a height of around 5'9. Essentially they look like an upside down ham while looking "caked up" on some type of steroid. Many people will ask if they are taking some type of steroid or supplement yet they will deny it.

Holy cow! Look at that ham cake! he looks just like Alex SR.

-Oh yea that kids a huge ham cake.

by zunit469 July 31, 2014