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I'm a grower not a shower

It's when your strength when bench pressing improves but your chest size does not
Man 1: Hey man your chest big yet?
Man 2: Nah man I'm a grower not a shower
by sdgdfhredh October 23, 2020
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grower

a penis that appears small when limp but SUPPOSEDLY gets bigger when erect.

however, this phenomenon does not actually exist and this term was invented by a man who was caught with a limp penis by one of his friends and quickly tried to justify it by saying he is in fact, a grower rather that admitting the embarrassing truth that he is less of a man than his friend with the big dick
Friend 1: You bro i think your dicks hanging out, not even trying to front, you got that small dick...Friend 2: no (nervously covers up) im a grower, it gets way bigger when im hard...Friend 1: so does mine...Friend 2: na like way bigger
by j420kid January 10, 2011
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by goder

A person associated with activities deemed to be for "rednecks". Common activities include coon hunting and tobacco chewing.
Irvin Joe jumped his 1985 Caddilac over a pond and was deemed a by goder.
by Joshie G May 24, 2008
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grodeo

A groder festival, usually at Sonic on a friday or saturday night. Consists of groups of groders congregating, not actually buying food, and showing off an array of tacky and cheap cars.
Hey man, I'm bored. You wanna go to Sonic? Oh wait, the grodeo's goin' on tonight, never mind.
by napper dapper May 24, 2006
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groker

noun.

1. A social gathering to watch porn.

Background info: Invented by two guys who were really bored one day and their minds went off into random topics. The topic of porn watching came up and thus we wished to find one word to describe this event. We came up with "groker," a fusion of the screennames held by the two gentlemen: "green" and "joker."
Hey let's go to the groker later tonight, all the guys and girls are going to be there and it's going to be a lot of fun.
by joker September 18, 2003
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grocerying

Similar to going grocery shopping. However, this is more like for a couple who appreciate the time they have been given and who like going out "in the evening when it rains".
Walking down along together putting up in one umbrella, they get to closer to each other--one of the small romantic dates that can be found in the daily lives
Bunny, it's raining outside, and we are out of food. shall we go grocerying together? :)
by Bunny hunter September 22, 2010
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When your with a girl in a bar (kissing her, fingering her or flirting with her)and her trans boy friend shows up and loses to a fight with you
Remember that Trudy girl I totally Gooder'ist'nestboyist'thebestaround'whoevergoodersteristboutoistlivegoodst the shit out of him last night
by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017
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