The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.
"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."
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Some basic bitch at your school: Lmao, look at those goth bitches. Wonder what they're gonna do with their lives.
Some basic bitch at your school 2: Ah, those two goth bitches are gonna be scranny granny's If they don't kill themselves before hand.
Some basic bitch at your school 2: Ah, those two goth bitches are gonna be scranny granny's If they don't kill themselves before hand.
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Get the granny mug.When you're getting slop top and the chick has braces. The chick then uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces and proceeds to give A1 slop top.
On a cold winter night, Me and Beth were feeling really frisky. She is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top, however she has braces. Last time she gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces. I had to punch her in the forehead so she would let go. This time I told Beth to granny Lip it.
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