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German tea party

A sexual act in which ones testicals are inserted Into another's mouth, and then take a shit on your partners forhead.
Marcus was afraid that giving his Jewish parter a "German tea party" would be viewed as a hate crime
by Ed Dawg January 30, 2015
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gemson

A man in love with Selena Gomez and would do anything to get her. He would play all her songs Everyday and his Favourite it same old love.
He went for Selena Gomez concert yesterday, what a Gemson
by Andycsgo January 2, 2017
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german extraction

When the man is about to cum he pulls out of her pussy, gives a nazi salute, shoves his dick in her ass and finishes.
Last night on my tinder date, he pulled a German extraction on me. I’m still sore.
by NCjuul91 March 10, 2019
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German shower

Drink a cold beer while you're having a hot shower.
Silly Jakob had a german shower before heading to the club.
by Mr M. February 28, 2022
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german

1countable someone from Germany 2uncountable the language used in Germany, Austria, and parts of Switzerland 3 relating to Germany, its people, or its language
German history, a young German couple
by MorioTom May 17, 2007
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german marble bag

A too-small speedo bathing suit.
While at the beach, some overweight moron strolled by in his German marble bag all but exposing his hairy nut-sack.
by Ray September 16, 2003
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German

German language is a West Germanic language, related to and classified alongside English and Dutch. With an estimated 90 – 98 million native speakers, German is one of the world's major languages and the most widely spoken first language in the European Union.

German (Deutsche) are a Germanic ethnic group native to Central Europe. The English term Germans has referred to the German-speaking population of the Holy Roman Empire since the Late Middle Ages.
Girl: "I am learning German because I love the language so much!"

Boy: "Yeah, that's cool and all, but where's my freaking sandwich?!"

OR

Girl: "I am German. I'm born in Germany, and my parents are German, too!"

Boy: "Gut, now make me a Butterbrot, Schlampe!"

(Translation: "Good", "sandwich", and "whore".)
by Final Fantasy DUNDUNDUN September 10, 2011
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