by Stephen Jenkins March 31, 2005
Get the Gerard Boestler mug.a book written by stephen king thats about a housewife living in the shadow of her husband gerald well for a period of time he has been in to dominating his wife and doing variaous s and m activites with her. Well one day he drove his wife {Jessie burlingame} up to there summer cabin where jessie decided she did not want to deal with this anymore she tried to get him to let her loose but the asshole was either planning to rape her or just thought that this was part of the game to so he ignored her and she kicked him in the balls and now he's dead and now she's hearing her old lesbain collge roomate ruth's voice inside her head telling her the only way she can get out of this alive is by submitting her self to {28} fucking hours alone in this empty house with her decaying husbane and a stray dog that comes and goes and to confront her childhood molestation by her dad and brother who {goosed} her. She does and escapes the summer house
by mariah carey lover January 9, 2008
Get the geralds game mug.A person who manages the gear or belongings of a ski racer while they are in mid-heat. The job of a geareteer is to clean snow off boots, load skis, carry jackets and other lose items, and return them to the racer when he or she reaches the bottom of the run. Assistance is always appreciated!
by BeRRyBoY January 11, 2011
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by Stealthyninja98 February 20, 2013
Get the Genaea mug.by GerardC June 6, 2013
Get the GerardC mug.When a Mazda owner mods hes car but it keeps braking before it ever gets any good run in. Derived from the illness Opilitus its a more severe case. No cure has been found yet.
O no hes car has Geroplitus"
O no hes car has Geroplitus"
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