Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

by Masonwinter July 26, 2021

funk zone

mild fingering

Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhhhh

by childeater123 August 13, 2019

funk in the dumpster

What you have when you are ready for a bowel movement. Often signaled by smelly farts or pungent flatulence.

Something smells. You feeling ok?

Yeah, I got funk in the dumpster.

by m&r2015 January 21, 2016

help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

Funk

When a part of your body is in a small amount of pain when you either sleep in a wrong position, or when you pull a muscle.

Andrew: Aww, man. I slept wrong, I've got this evil funk in my arm.

Matt: Just fall on it or soemthing... Pop it back into place.

by Matt Lance March 31, 2008

Miss Funk

Someone who is kind, smart, and a chill gal. Lowkey is a fein for tigers and dinosaurs. Her wardrobe is robust with not cringy clothing. You just know she's a trend setter. Although she doesn't like dutch bros or yoga, she still is the main attraction. She always manages to laugh at everything you say, even though I just shared a very traumatic story. Those blue eyes will capture your soul... and heart. Don't let the looks fool you, she's a feisty one.

Miss Funk, why are you breakdancing?

Because Im funky like that.

by poopysauce7 February 5, 2025

confusion funk

Playing at least 10 songs from different genres at the same time

Just siting here vibing to some confusion funk

by Toritheforehead February 13, 2021