Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.

Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.

by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018

fu

the abbreviation of telling fuck you .and this abbreviation is used in text messages

fu bitch

by defkane March 8, 2022

Darwin fu

It is not a name ... It's a throne created by hardwork , it's also know as the finest thuglife king, who always roasts people asses and get into trouble but he doesn't care about a damn

Ma.... Fu , darwin fu....!

by Robin fu November 21, 2021

Fus Ro Goomba

When you get pushed off the stage by a Goomba. Past tense is Fus Ro Goomba'd.

Person 1: Dammit, I got Fus Ro Goomba'd.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.

by Golden Inferno February 3, 2018

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020

sha da fu cup

When you really hate someone

-"hey you there, sha da fu cup"

by SHREK_UWU January 15, 2025

Fu

Foolish or trifling, just people who exhibit stupid behavior, also for objects that are trife

Thug 1: Y'all niggas so fu

Second meaning:
Thug 1: You like my new Jordans bruh?
Thug 2: They fu bruh! Michael Jordan never did that move, your shit fake

by ソサ// Sosa September 10, 2023