Crip-Fu

When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.

"Did you see that Crip-Fu?"

"Yeah, silly Cripple, Kung-Fu is for those who can walk."

by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017

FU

“FU” is a slang word coming from the word “Fool”

Ex: Some nigga: wussup what’s going on?
Another nigga: Nun fu I’m finna go outside

Ex: Fu I never said that she lying on god

Ex: Fu what’s the move I’m bored as fuck

by xclusiveesa July 19, 2019

Fu

A term dirivitive of Chicago. A variation of the phrase “fuck shit”. Used to refer to something thats messed up and you aren't really trying to be apart of it

Asked the lady at the restaurant for a napkin and she handed me some toilet paper...what type of fu shit is this?

by Delecia_amour June 8, 2019

fu yon

Crazy, stupid, lacking sense. Term of endearment used amongst friends to get one's attention.

Pass me the salt, "Fu you".
Turn the light on "Fu yon".

by Ride or Die Fool October 13, 2008

Fu

Amazing fat cat. She owns all the colours that a cat can have and she is fatherless. She also has mommy issues.

Fu, my favourite cat!

by crazycatladylovesfu January 18, 2023

Kung Fu Panda 4

Hey XXXXXX. just went to Kung Fu panda 4 with the wife

Kung Fu Panda 4 - a sexual act you perform while watching a DreamWorks film where you have to channel her inner "Chi"

by oh_hayhay March 9, 2024

Tongue Kung Fu

The art of eating ass, only after climbing the proper ranks through training.

Mike - Do you you eat ass?
Dave- I've eaten so much ass, I've mastered the art of Tongue Kung Fu.

by TheChamp2002 June 14, 2018