are you trying to fuck with me?

don't mess with me

are you trying to fuck with me?

by Khado April 15, 2017

got me fucked up in this hoe

When a mf buzzin, saying the most questionable shit that makes you think: "Do I kick it with this nigga on the daily or is he a crackhead, but fuck he right fr."

Person 1: Yo nigga I asked a bitch if it was pink and she said fuck you nigga!
Person 2: Gang you got me fucked up in this hoe, the fuck you doing asking a bitch that?

by Nigga55533 April 17, 2024

Well fuck me dead

an Australian way of expressing surprise

spy:i'm scout's dad
sniper:well fuck me dead
spy:tf

by raybeez February 11, 2022

fucked me tired

When the sex was good enough to make you want to go to sleep afterwards

-How was the sex?
-He fucked me tired enough to be ready for my bedtime routine.

by Lop lop September 16, 2022

Fuck me boots

Especially tall stripper-looking boots that are slutty that women wear for sexual attention. Could also be other items or clothing suggestive of the same thing. Example: fuck me skirt, fuck me pants, etc.

“You walking the streets tonight in them fuck me boots?”
“Naw, nigga. I’m going to the club.”

by KimberKelsey December 7, 2018

fuck me

it means: fuck me

Man1: Dammit!

Man2: What?

Man1: I forgot to study before the test.

Man2: Sucks for you.

Man1: I know it...it... just-st-st...Fuck me.

by Kruk15yrbeach February 27, 2019

fuck me in the ass

this is slang for something that someone cant do.

or just reffering to sex.

matt: *fails a hoop for match point*
scott: OH YEAH THATS RIGHT FUCK ME IN THE ASS MATT!

ariana: *moans* oh yeahhh fuck me in the ass!
adrian: *thunk thunk thunk thunk thunk*

by shaqtate September 29, 2023