Fried Muddy

fried muddy is the residue in a crack pipe.
the brown oil dripping down the inside.

well all my crack is gone so now its time to smoke fried muddy!that mudd is sooo scrumptious

by T.N.T July 27, 2007

fried cyclops

When you have nasty, sloppy sex (anal or vaginal) and then go to sleep without taking a shower. When you wake up in the morning, peel back your foreskin and look at your penis head on; the crusties around the glans make it look like a fried cyclops.

Bill's fried cyclops happened because of his mom's poor hygiene.

by dick thicksmith March 1, 2009

Fried rice

Referencing an Asian who is dumb as shit ; high on life .

Look Pedro .. that fried rice over there is doing some weird stuff

by Cecilbricklayer2 January 13, 2019

onion fried potatoes

The best freaking food made by man. These delectable appetizers are, like, seriously eaten by God.

person hi God, what are those things?
God well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person O MY GOODNESS!!! gimme some!!
God never!!

by Caitlin (MT) June 23, 2008

ohio fried chicken bitch

Ayyyy it’s Jake Paul’s song

Omg it ofcb (Ohio fried chicken bitch ayyyyy

by Sunshine.is.my.name1 May 9, 2018

Friged

Someone who stole the last piece/slice of somethin refrigerated.

A: Dude! Steven so totally Friged me!
B: Actually, I did.
A: Damn you!

by LOLDUDEZORZ January 16, 2009

Deep Fried Hair

Hair that is completely fried due to obsessive straightening or obsessive dying emo black.

It is also greasy because it's washed like once a week.

Wow that emo girls deep fried hair is soo unattractive.

I'm thinking about getting deep fried hair but I don't want people to think I'm emo..I'm just scene.

by dfdsauflkadf December 22, 2008