A real definition

Something that does not exist on this website :-(

Johannah: I wonder why I failed the definition test, I got "homework" right!
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.

by Radchu24 February 24, 2021

Real Suffering

Suffering that is not known.

Mickey Mouse: Real suffering is not known.

by Nigglybearcuddlewuggle March 24, 2022

Real talk

A term used by someone who is everything but real. Used to swindle you or impair your judgment.

I was going to give homie a front but then he started with all that real talk bullshit.

by J*Potential July 5, 2021

real diculous

Whenever the word "ridilous" is just not enough to describe what is going on.

aka - really ridiculous

Ever since Donnie got wind of Urban Dictionary, he's on it everyday trying to come up with new words and new definitions. Donnie... this is too much! No, this is... REAL DICULOUS!

by Chris TPA January 12, 2009

hyper-real

realer than real

"I was told to settle for the status quo as it is hyper-real and better than the real thing."
"Sorry to hear that."

by Krkič June 19, 2019

Real Regulator

He is someone that is trying to become a professional soccer/football player. He likes to do YouTube in his free-time.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Real Regulator?"
Person 2: "No, who is he?"
Person 1 : "He is a YouTuber that wants to go pro!"
Person 2 : "Really? That's sick! I got to check him out!"

by Anonymous22846 October 9, 2018

real meal

evander holyfield

He was the real deal until tyson bit his ear off, then became the real meal.

by xxmikeoxhugexx September 16, 2022