Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.
Two shoppers at a dollar store:
Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."
by Jordicolas November 16, 2020
Get the Garbage Merchantmug. A fair trade in fantasy football where the receiver of the offer is afraid of change and needs an excuse to get out of it.
Alex would have gotten Dak Prescott AND Alshon Jeffrey, but he turned it down and called it a garbage trade because he didn't know exactly how well they'd do for the rest of the season.
by JackLovesHappyHour September 26, 2018
Get the Garbage Trademug. A sophisticated, elaborate insult used to generate the most theoretically damaging reaction. The phrase first reveals the exposition of a standard greeting, which lowers adrenaline levels slightly before countering with the name "garbage rat." This more likely than not is not the recievers actual name, and it implies that the individual is a street rodent. This is often percieved by the prefrontal cortex as a socially unacceptable characteristic, which stimulates an agressive response. This sudden drop and spike of stress horomones greatly damages cardiovascular function, and can potentially kill the reciever.
by sovxiet February 23, 2024
Get the hi garbage ratmug. by Joho1993 November 7, 2021
Get the Hot garbagemug. Garbage Expression is a satirical form of expression that was discovered by Jonny Marrero through psychedelic experiences. GE usually portrays more emphasis on completely ignorant, obnoxious and crude comments. Very similar to the online trolling(as it's particularly used online and through other forms of social media), Garbage Expression is expressing completely ignorant/vile thoughts or ideas through any form of expression whether that be in real life or online, using phrases and thoughts that make people cringe or feel uncomfortable. Garbage Expression seems to be a now very prominent form of humor, as we are starting to see it in the media. A perfect example of Garbage Expression would be the humor portrayed through The Eric Andre Show.
Jonny is so into anti-comedy so much that he now uses garbage expression as a form of personal entertainment.
by ALBUS DUMBLEDORS October 17, 2016
Get the Garbage Expressionmug. Actual Bears in places like Russia that become accustomed to finding their food sources in places which they know the trash created by humans to be a food source.
by Ifyouaintcav January 17, 2023
Get the Garbage Bearmug. The indulgence of foods that do not agree with you resulting in flatulence and forceful excrement within a short time frame of consumption.
by anonymous January 2, 2021
Get the Garbage Ass Gutsmug.