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Fighting Hummus

A group of Jews who are awesome. They come to Israel for 10 days and take control of the country. They drink, hook up, and make bad decisions. Fighting Hummus are one of the most legit groups in the world. A-MAZE-ING! They turned Israel upside down with all the shenanigans!
Did you look at all of the pictures of Fighting Hummus? They look like such fun and cool people. I wish I was part of the Fighting Hummus!
by Sir Hummus January 30, 2012
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Velvet Lightning

the ability to hookup with girls at lightning speed.
"My buddy just hooked up with those chicks at the bar within seven or eight minutes of meeting them."

"Wow. Now that's Velvet Lightning at it's finest."
by The Master Dutch October 3, 2009
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Crab Fighting

The modern solution to an argument.
No bloody violence (possibly some groinal pain.)
No weapons.
Can be done pretty much any time, anywhere with anyone.

Simply sit on your hands and knees with your stomach facing the sky/roof. Only your hands/knees can touch the ground.

Use your knees/legs/feet to attack the other person. The aim is to get their ass on the floor. The first person with their ass on the floor loses.
- "Oi, that's my chair - I shot-gunned it?!"
- "Mine now."
- "Alright, crab fight you for it!"
(MUST AGREE!)

Crab Fighting ensues...

Winner gets the chair.
by M.eson July 25, 2011
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Ultimate Fighting Championship

The Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) is the largest mixed martial arts promotion company in the world featuring most of the top-ranked fighters in the sport. Based in the United States, the UFC produces events worldwide. The organization showcases nine weight divisions and enforces the Unified Rules of Mixed Martial Arts. The UFC promotes a brand of MMA which is self-acknowledged as "not just a sporting event; it is also entertainment and theater. The fighters are athletes and performers both." The UFC has held over 250 events to date. Dana White serves as the president of the UFC while brothers Frank and Lorenzo Fertitta control the UFC's parent company, Zuffa, LLC.
The first Ultimate Fighting Championship event was held on November 12, 1993 in Denver, Colorado. The purpose of the early UFC competitions was to identify the most effective martial art in a real fight between competitors of different fighting disciplines, including Boxing, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Sambo, Wrestling, Muay Thai, Karate, Judo, and other styles. In subsequent competitions, fighters began adopting effective techniques from more than one discipline, which indirectly helped create an entirely separate style of fighting known as present-day mixed martial arts.
by The Centurion October 31, 2014
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Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.
Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.
by Jim February 24, 2005
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Flower Fighting

The best game in the world to play at you're girlfriends house. Running around the yard flirting with you're loved one and throwing flowers at each other.
Maddie and Ricky are flower fighting again! Aren't they just perfect for each other?
by Awesomenessrickman June 30, 2011
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non fighting bitch

Who do you thinking will win the fight? Definitely not that non fighting bitch satan, that pussy never could fight.
by sum.fukn.dude February 28, 2022
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