flex-texting

Lying or "enhancing" aspects of you life to impress opposite sex

This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc

by therealtriciaj July 28, 2015

strong flex tape

strong flex tape is something that mark rober secretly makes but doesnt sponser

strong flex tape yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa

by WORD123456789WORD February 22, 2022

Flex tape

A tape type of product from flex seal™, mostly known from the two videos of jontron; "waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE - Jontron" and "FLEX TAPE II: the flexening - Jontron". The company has made many commercials and Phil Swift is in most of them telling us the many used of flex tape. It can instantly bond in to almost anything and can stop any leak. Plus, some of them even work underwater!

Phil: Flex tape is super strong and when Its on, it holds on tight!
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.

by Pixel41 December 18, 2018

Monkey flex

He tackles the striker in soccer ,stole the ball assisted while bending flexibly like rubber.

The kid just flexed like a monkey stole the ball at impossible angles .Yeah he's going crazy like ivar the boneless doing a monkey flex.

by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023

Flex

Somethings is a flex when it’s cool/prestigious to have, cool to have done, or just cool/prestigious.

Ex: buying a million dollars house at 20 is a flex.

by Benz’O July 5, 2022

Congruent Flex

When a flex is so good, it becomes congruent with a flex that of the quality of Xzibit.

Man, hes really flexing well. Thats one congruent flex!

by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019

Ghost Flex

To lie about a flex.

Why you got to ghost flex, we know you ain't got no car.

by ThisCup September 19, 2022