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Flex Tape

The super strong waterproof tape that can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair. This is no ordinary tape. Its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks.
Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but it grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Its powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! It is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! It is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, it keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but it comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes.
To show you the power of Flex Tape, I sawed his boat in half!” ~Phil Swift
by MeinKraft August 29, 2019
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Monkey flex

He tackles the striker in soccer ,stole the ball assisted while bending flexibly like rubber.
The kid just flexed like a monkey stole the ball at impossible angles .Yeah he's going crazy like ivar the boneless doing a monkey flex.
by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023
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Flex

What a 79 series can't do
Person 1: Mate have a go at that 79
Person 2: It's a crime to even call it a 4x4 the things got less flex than a Datsun 1200
by You've been chopped. September 10, 2021
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Congruent Flex

When a flex is so good, it becomes congruent with a flex that of the quality of Xzibit.
Man, hes really flexing well. Thats one congruent flex!
by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019
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Ghost Flex

To lie about a flex.
Why you got to ghost flex, we know you ain't got no car.
by ThisCup September 19, 2022
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Flex tape

A tape type of product from flex seal™, mostly known from the two videos of jontron; "waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE - Jontron" and "FLEX TAPE II: the flexening - Jontron". The company has made many commercials and Phil Swift is in most of them telling us the many used of flex tape. It can instantly bond in to almost anything and can stop any leak. Plus, some of them even work underwater!
Phil: Flex tape is super strong and when Its on, it holds on tight!
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.
by Pixel41 December 18, 2018
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Turd Flex

Senator Smith has recalled the word and or phrase “HOMOSEXUAL” finding it highly offensive in due nature, instead Senator Smith has renamed the Male gender “TURD FLEX”.

And Rim shot. Figure it out.
Gary and Tom have a secret gentlemen’s club they force on Government officials at nite time if you are in the closet. Senator Smith calls the Turd Flex out tho. Ride high Pence…ride high.
by Atombombe August 8, 2025
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