by david kelvin October 9, 2003
Get the schmuzz festmug. A person which is very corny. During zest fests, people usually act really homosexually or just make people uncomfortable with "sexual" joke interactions. Most of the time these people have a sub-name: "dimd".
by TurZ_1231 July 26, 2023
Get the Zest-Festmug. The collective noun for a group of cocks, as in idiotic people. ie A fest of cocks, similar to a gaggle of geese, except it's cocks and not geese.
"Look at that Fest of Cocks over there". Or "The girl next door had a Fest of Cocks round last night, geees!"
by mandudno2 September 1, 2016
Get the Festmug. Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
by Purple Fringe June 17, 2018
Get the Fake Fuck Festmug. Sausage fest; when an event has way too many men looking for women. The ratio is off and the vibes are wack. All you can do is drink tequila and cope
by MxSedusa May 21, 2025
Get the SSG festmug. Hoagie-fest! is a CCSL event that is held one Tuesday every season in which the players of the league gather together in the park and engage in some tomfoolery. This year, the event is actually being held on the summer solstice. Stories are exchanged, beverages are consumed, and most importantly, we eat hoagies! Yay Hoagie-fest!
Hoagie-fest! was such a hit last year, there were individuals consuming beverages until 12:40 in the morning. A new CCSL record!
by C.S-ball June 21, 2011
Get the Hoagie-fest!mug.