Sausage Fest

Party or gathering that the percentage of males present at party exceeds 90%. This statement is usually uttered by dudes at said party or gathering in total and absolute disappointment at the lack of females present. Also, as a side note there is no such thing as a party or gathering initiated by a male that has a female percentage of 60% or above.

"There is like 2 hot chicks here with "their f****** boyfriend's" and 2 lame chicks. Let's just go to a f****** strip club, f*** this Sausage fest!"

by Veloxcor21 May 16, 2016

Indian Curry Fest

This fest is when multiple Indian boys come to a singular location with handfuls of curry. they then proceed to shove it in the ass of other Indian boys or fathers. they then proceed to fart it out in the mouth of the original boys.

Oh wow Patel I cant believe you participated in an Indian Curry Fest

by Micheal Cummings January 31, 2018

Fest

The act of multiple people playing Xbox at one house on different consoles, usually in the same room.

"Hey chris, you coming to the fest at Williams house on Saturday"

by Beastsavage January 29, 2017

Bacon-fest

A party with mostly females attending.

I went to this party last weekend and there were only women. It was a total bacon-fest.

by the antisocialist January 26, 2020

Vib Fest

That rare golden opportunity where an attractive single mother has a few moments to take care of herself with a battery-powered apparatus. Only happens when the kids are sound asleep or on a play date. To be used only in the absence of a live dong. It is a beautiful thing.

1. (A). “Did you see all the batteries in Shiela’s shopping cart? What do you think she’s up to?”
(B). “Well, the kids are at their Dad’s and her boyfriend’s out of town. You do the math.”
(A). “DAMN!! Our girl must be planning an epic Vib Fest!!”

2. “Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, what's that sound? Little Mami’s got a Vib Fest goin’ on down.”
-“Battery-Powered Boi” by the West Side Hustlers

by westsidehustlers April 2, 2020

Hog fest

The act of pulling your dick out in public infront of your friends and catching them off guard

Person 1: *pulls dick out*
Person 2: *looks down and sees it* “What the hell?”
Person 1: “HOG FEST”

by _Slim_Smith_ July 1, 2020

Mutual-React Fest

When two people go back and forth reacting to eachothers' posts and comments on facebook.

"I don't care if you have a Facebook, I just don't want you getting into mutual-react fests with other dudes!"

by curciikidd September 3, 2020