The Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.

When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

you're falcon dude

meaning, you're fucking dumb.

wow, you're falcon dude.

by yourmomlikespie June 25, 2010

Fly the Falcon

new lingo being used by ex Crips gang leader Melvin cdogg Johnson in South Central LA to mean helping a young homie come up in the hood by setting a good example -- letting the g fly free but always have a safe and sound "handler" to come home to for advice, protection, and positive direction.

Big homie can fly that little g like a falcon. He always comin back to the crib and stayin out of trouble.

He fly the falcon with little homie.

by Gen T August 27, 2010

suck a falcon

Suck the penis of Jonah Falcon. Jonah Falcon is known for his extremely large penis, which is 9 and a half inches flaccid and 14 inches erect.

Man 1: Hey, your a queer.
Man 2: DUDE, SUCK A FALCON!

by Mr Krayons March 28, 2012

Fly as a Falcon

When something is really cool or you like it. Falcons are also the fastest flying birds.

Tanner: Yo, Brody I like your new shoes, those are fly as a falcon!
Brody: what the fuck did you just say?

by Mike_ockslong October 15, 2018

Angel Pineda Falcon

Angel Pineda Falcon is so hot because of his Curly Hair and all of the Girls love him

OMG! Angel Pineda Falcon is so cool!

by sussy123 March 16, 2022

Chuck a Falcon

When you or your mate are about to/thinking of doing something super embarrassing.

Friend 1: Mate wouldn’t it be so funny if I interrupted Russell Crowes speech and called him a ‘GOAT’!
Friend 2: nah mate don’t chuck a falcon

by Russell Goat December 15, 2022