Hang up fail

A hang up fail is what occurs in the least opportune moments where you press the hang up button on a call but because of a laggy phone or dirty fingers the call doesn't hang up often resulting in the person on the other end of the line listening to you for a while after you hang up.

You:"okay I gotta do some stuff talk to you later" *presses hang up, sits on toilet... farts loudly*
Person STILL on the line: "I can hear you"

Hang up fail!

Or

You:"okay, talk to you later" *presses hang up button* Jesus, what an unimaginable BITCH!
Person STILL on the phone: "what the F**K?!"

Hang up fail!

by Twitchingdeadgirl August 14, 2014

how did I fail art

I honestly do not know, all I know is I did too

person 1: how did I fail art
person 2: how am I supposed to know?

by Lehn_Noodle April 29, 2021

Hot tub fail - the accident

A disgusting video, I rather not watch it if you enjoy chocolate milk :), so a young guy is hooking up with 3 girls and one of the girl shitted in the hot tub by accident, so never eat before you go in a hot tub and always poop in the bathroom before you go into a hot tub. :)

Homie 1: yo who wants chocolate milk, I got these from walmart
Homie 2: Me!
Homie 3: ...
Homie 2: whats wrong homie 3?
Homie 3: uhh, Hot tub fail - the accident?
Homie 2 and 1: uhh...

by Homies3washere October 11, 2023

On a Scale of 1-Fail

When a comment, idea or situation is so bad it requires a rating on a scale.

Because Scales and Fails are SRS BSNESS

"On a scale of 1-Fail, I'm feeling your idea is all fail"

"On a scale of 1-Fail Steve, your comments on late-term abortions are pointing towards fail"

"After telling my friends I had important work to be doing and couldn't come to some chicks b-day party at work, yet instead sat in my underwear sweating profusely until 3am pounding the ass of a giant dragon with an extremely low chance of dropping some sort of epic item for my elf alter-ego

At this point I Realised, On a Scale of 1-Fail.. My Life was all Fail"

"Steve: Oh god man, I sneezed so hard I think.. I think I shat my pants.

Dave: I'm not even bringing the scale in on this one, gtfo Steve, I Don't even know why we hang with you man"

by Phauxed June 13, 2010

epic fail

George W. Bush's presidency.

Me: 8 years wasted... George W. Bush shall be known as the greatest epic fail ever made between a man and a woman.

Dave Chappell: Word.

by wholeoh March 30, 2009

Fail

A common term these days used by people in humourous, blunderous or stupid situations. It is commonly used online in a comical way especially on websites such as this and You-Tube and MSN conversations.

When a 16 year old gets owned by his mother in front of a supermarket - You say "Fail" at the 14 year old

Patrick Star lecturing Spongebob Squarepants on the concept of "fail": "I fail. You fail. He- she- me... fail. Fail; Failing; (We'll have thee fail; Failrama); Failology; the study of Fail. It's first grade Spongebob."

YouTube: "Fail-Blog ... .org!!"

Mr A: "I like guys u knw"
Mr A: "OMG WRONG CHAT"
Mr B: "LOLO!!!! ~~~ Fail"

by Lelouchvi September 9, 2009

Epic Fail (phail)

Epic Fail:(n)Not your average fail-not just a oops- but a full blown, game over fail.

Epic Phail:(n)The failingest fail that anyone could ever fail. Its worse than Epic fail, so much worse that it can only be spelled Phail.

Epic Fail (phail)

1.That skate boarder just crashed into a pole trying too do a 180. (prime example of Epic Fail)

2.The skate boarder also fell with the pole attached to his helmet into a 1200 ft.deep lake.(prime example of Epic Phail)

by Meek Meek October 20, 2008