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Ethan

Someone who doesn't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly
Wow Ethan, you don't know how to sing the Spider-Man 2 pizza theme song correctly
by biggie doodle October 1, 2018
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Ethan

Ethan is very homophobic and can be a jerk sometimes but he means well I guess.
i guess he's cool but not really because being homophobic isn't very cash money
Ethan: ugh I hate gays
me: yeesh, Ethan why you gotta be like that? man, people would like you more if you were more open to the entire friccing world
by tiktokisdestroyinglives May 22, 2020
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Ethan

Probably the most dirty butch in all thy land, has a tiny penis and omg don’t even get me started on his gayness and addiction to sexual activity with other males. He will never say no to taking a big cum shot on his face or taking it in the ass, as long as you ask nicely he’ll do it. I love Ethan and you should too
Hey, I’m so gay im Ethan
by Lolzewesev June 13, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is yellow
by Baebae12345 April 21, 2019
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Ethan

Amazing. Really cute, but not quite hot. The best person you'll ever meet. Ethans are kind and great people. Will you go out with me, Ethan?
Ethan is fucking amazing.
by LiteralMemes December 15, 2017
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Ethan could beat Chad’s ass from kappa pi delta in pong anyday
by braddydaddy January 24, 2019
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Ethan is the type of guy that you see and want to get to know him instantly because of the vibe that he gives off he’s someone you like to be around and hangout with he’s really lay back , outgoing , funny in his own ways , serious , protective , salty , hard headed asf and probably most good looking guy you know if he likes you you’re lucky because he doesn’t just like anyone you have to earn it or have something that catches his eye his friendship / loyalty you don’t have to question because he’s the type to be there and do anything if he cares about you and he’s always honest he’s the most straight up person you can ever meet and most competitive person don’t try to compete with him otherwise it may not end good for you he’s also very athletic and will try out most likely any sport there is or he’s already done it before and he’s also a very smart guy
Jenny : you see that hot ass marine over there

Megan : yes he looks like a Ethan!
by Coco_69 June 19, 2019
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